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9/14/13

Viewed with a shitload of Taaka vodka

This film fucking sucks.  I could have watched anything, like goddamned Dances With Wolves, Pocahontas, Dune, or Fern Gully.  Why am I watching this?  Because a fan asked me to, that's the reason.  Am I drunk as shit?  Check.  Do I long for the death of all mankind?  Check.
Still, give me anything with mechs and I'll root for the mechs.  I don't give a shit if the humans are pieces of shit, they are my people.  Blue people are different.  If we can work together then that's wonderful,  if they hate our race (humans) then fuck them all.
Goddamn, I have to rewrite everything I say because I've been drinking for five hours now.  Shit, I need more time to hate on this POS, which is all it is.  Basically: humans are terrible and Na'vi: we are stupid so we don't hate on other guilds of Na'vi even though we totally do, we just came together when someone rode the uber red dragon.
unobtanium.  Or whatever.  That's what it's called.
Also this film sucks.  It's got all the makings to be a real film but it lacks the basic love of film that needs to exist in the director.  "Just relax and let your mind go blank".
If you want that just watch "Into the Void".  That will show you the reality of the universe.
This will show you how far a director's ego will go.
It will go quite far down, 3D included.
(to quote Rifftrax) The film might be in 3D but the screenplay is in 1D.